“Modern love ends not with a ‘we need to talk’, but with a double blue tick and radio silence.” She wore red bangles. He left her on blue ticks. What started with wedding bells ended with notification hell. In this laugh-out-loud, cry-into-your-chai romantic comedy, Mira, a wedding planner with a soft heart and sharper eyeliner, finds herself designing the perfect weddings for others while her own love life is burning faster than a Diwali rocket. Kabir, the man with the soulful playlist, poetic texts, and promises of “forever,” had Mira believing she was one selfie away from becoming Mrs. Soulmate. But somewhere between romantic emojis and Monday memes, he ghosted. No fights. No closure. Just two haunting blue ticks and eternal silence. Left with nothing but WhatsApp screenshots and red bangles mocking her from the dresser, Mira decides to do the one thing no good Indian girl is ever taught: move on like a boss (but first cry in the washroom stall). As she dives into chaotic shaadis, rebound disasters, rishta aunties, and a series of hilarious love misadventures, she builds an army of girlfriends, a survival guide for heartbreak, and a plan for revenge that just might go viral. But what happens when Kabir reappears at a wedding she’s planning—with his new fiancée in tow? 🔥 Red Bangles, Blue Ticks & Breakups is a deliciously messy cocktail of: Wedding madness & WhatsApp sadness Love letters and last seen at 1:14 AM Self-respect, sarees, and savage comebacks Desi feminism wrapped in lehenga swag Early Readers are Screaming: 📝 “It’s like Bridget Jones had a South Delhi cousin!” 💬 “I laughed, cried, and sent three rage-voice notes to my ex. Healing begins here.” 🎉 “A relatable masterpiece for every woman who’s ever refreshed a chat waiting for ‘typing…’” If you’ve ever loved someone who replied after 2 days with ‘k’, this book is your revenge song. It’s bold, hilarious, heartbreakingly accurate, and dripping in #shaadiseason sarcasm.

Originally Published on 24/07/2025